What about your wife? Can she can pop out a fart so loud it sounds like mud flaps on a rainy day? Probably not, and if she can, then she needs to leave you and apply to be a brap hog. You can still keep in contact with her by calling our phone sex hotline. But that's not a real possability. We know you're settled with a worthless woman. Ants fart louder than her. You shouldn't feel guilty for calling one of our hogs. By calling our brap barn phone line, you're helping save, rescue, and home elderly brap hogs who have no other opportunities. By calling and cumming to one of our brap hogs, you're essentially doing charity work. We use our phone sex funds to pay for our brap hogs to go to college, where they learn what foods to eat to create even louder, nastier fart.

RULES:
Must be 18+ to handle these farts. Do not offer to rehome one of our hogs. They are happy and belong at the brap barn. Requesting canned farts requires an additional fee, as our production team of hogs work hard to curate the perfect canned fart. By calling our brap hotline, you acknowledge and consent to braps providing you physical discomfort, such as vomitting or excess ejaculation.